B.B.

OK – once Mrs Dave realises I lied about it being made of chocolate, she won’t be smiling anymore. Big Brother fresh from his stage debut at the Royal Exchange makes himself at home. Oh the fun we had trying to get him into the back of an unmarked car, or through our front door. Funny how he looks bigger than he did on stage and more like Joe Stalin than Clement Atlee I feel. Right – let’s see Frank Sidebottom beat that.