Oh I do like to be beside the seaside

As well as cctv, I take pictures of people being morose beside the sea. I’ve just been to stay in the newly refurbished art deco Midland Hotel in Morecambe. And just to prove it, here’s a rare picture of me – being camera shy in my room. So if you’re at the seaside do say hello if you recognise me (sometimes I wear a stovepipe hat instead of the lampshade). Hopefully the trip to Morecambe will have added a few more photos to my seaside series, which I’m aiming to finish next year. Mind you I’m quite partial to a stroll along the prom, prom, prom – so don’t want to finish it too soon.